Tax Slaves
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Snopes does not list this as "false", but you still might want to check with the IRS. Income taxes are normally due on April 15th unless that date falls on a Saturday or Sunday, in which case taxes are due on Monday the 16th or 17th. With an extension, filing can be later. However, if you are a progressivist liberal in political control of the Federal Government in Washington DC or a democrat party hack, there's good news because the tax laws have changed for you; and you alone. For the next ten years, tax payments will not be due until you are nominated to a cabinet position. If you are a Barack Hussein Obama voter, please check with your tax advisor because you may already be eligible for special dirt-bag status in which case you will receive massive, federal, charity cash payments directly from red-state voters. On April 15th, Republican voters, especially Rino voters, will take care of, paying in full, your family's mortgage and other bills. For dirt-bag, democrat voters, April 15th will now be check-day. Additionally, for the next three years, April 15th will also be known as democrat tax-cheat day in honor of Turbo Tax Timmy Geithner.
Snopes does not list this as "false", but you still might want to check with the IRS. Income taxes are normally due on April 15th unless that date falls on a Saturday or Sunday, in which case taxes are due on Monday the 16th or 17th. With an extension, filing can be later. However, if you are a progressivist liberal in political control of the Federal Government in Washington DC or a democrat party hack, there's good news because the tax laws have changed for you; and you alone. For the next ten years, tax payments will not be due until you are nominated to a cabinet position. If you are a Barack Hussein Obama voter, please check with your tax advisor because you may already be eligible for special dirt-bag status in which case you will receive massive, federal, charity cash payments directly from red-state voters. On April 15th, Republican voters, especially Rino voters, will take care of, paying in full, your family's mortgage and other bills. For dirt-bag, democrat voters, April 15th will now be check-day. Additionally, for the next three years, April 15th will also be known as democrat tax-cheat day in honor of Turbo Tax Timmy Geithner.



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