These "Occupy Wall Street" protests are a political Godsend!!! This crew cracks the Observer up. Everyone on the planet has got to read this HuffPost article. Progressives are screaming that the government is spending too much money.
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The Observer kids you not. Per these Leftists, New York City is spending too much money arresting people. This is the number one discussion topic at the protests. Progressives think the government is spending too much money arresting progressives. These are real newspaper headlines. Take a guess at topic two among the "Occupy Wall Street" protesters. Go ahead, take a guess, taking all the time in the world. Give up? Hot topic two being discussed by the protesters is - wait for it... the "Occupy Wall Street" protesters want New York City to quickly pass laws allowing the protesters to use any private bathroom within a mile of the protest site. The Observer is not joking. The protesters want to be able to walk into any private office building, dry cleaner, restaurant, hotel or shop and freely use the bathroom 24/7. These protesters are not kidding. The protesters want priority over patrons, customers, renters and property owners. According to these protesters this is very reasonable. For example, the nearby Burger King is restocking eight-roll toilet paper dispensers in every stall every hour on the hour. No joke. Fortunately, cooler heads on the OWS Central Committee prevailed and private apartments will NOT be required to open their homes and bathrooms to these wonderful activists.
"Occupy Wall Street Mass Arrest Resembles Infamous, Costly Police Tactic"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/04/occupy-wall-street-mass-arrests_n_995047.html
The Observer kids you not. Per these Leftists, New York City is spending too much money arresting people. This is the number one discussion topic at the protests. Progressives think the government is spending too much money arresting progressives. These are real newspaper headlines. Take a guess at topic two among the "Occupy Wall Street" protesters. Go ahead, take a guess, taking all the time in the world. Give up? Hot topic two being discussed by the protesters is - wait for it... the "Occupy Wall Street" protesters want New York City to quickly pass laws allowing the protesters to use any private bathroom within a mile of the protest site. The Observer is not joking. The protesters want to be able to walk into any private office building, dry cleaner, restaurant, hotel or shop and freely use the bathroom 24/7. These protesters are not kidding. The protesters want priority over patrons, customers, renters and property owners. According to these protesters this is very reasonable. For example, the nearby Burger King is restocking eight-roll toilet paper dispensers in every stall every hour on the hour. No joke. Fortunately, cooler heads on the OWS Central Committee prevailed and private apartments will NOT be required to open their homes and bathrooms to these wonderful activists.
"Occupy Wall Street Mass Arrest Resembles Infamous, Costly Police Tactic"
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/04/occupy-wall-street-mass-arrests_n_995047.html
Posted by Merl Oberon Publisher at Wednesday, October 05, 2011 9:18 AM 
Categories: Adolescent, Addled, Alinsky, Absurd
Categories: Adolescent, Addled, Alinsky, Absurd
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